Rickisms: You may be a member of Eastern Star if ...
- If you can find your wife by following the sequin or sparkle trail on
- If you're sitting at a traffic signal waiting on the light to turn
- If you're still sitting in a meeting 30 minutes after it has been
officially declared finished.
- If your wife spots another woman wearing the same dress, and that's a
- If you answer red, yellow, white, green, and blue to 'what are the five
- If you chuckle when you see a warning label with the word 'Fatal'.
- If your formal wear has a dozen pins attached to them.
- If the only answer to 'what are the names of Charlie's Angels' you can
think of is Adah, Ruth, Esther, Martha and Electa.
- If you've been in a meeting for three hours and they're still doing
- If you're wearing so many pins that your suit or dress weighs more than
- If you sit down and poke yourself in the back because of the pins you
forgot you put there.